I harbor no thoughts that ANYONE reads this blog, but if by chance, the world goes totally sideways after the election, I want it known that I am a Democrat–a Kamala Harris supporter, and fan.

Trump is the worse thing that’s happened to this WORLD. If he’s elected, I risk being prosecuted. Everyone who opposes him risks his wrath. He’s ripening his supporters for violence–against each other. It’s a scary world where neighbors could turn on neighbors.

We must choose, and I choose LOVE. And HOPE, and BELIEF IN EACH OTHER. I like my neighbors. I respect my neighbors. I respect my neighbors’ right to privacy.

I can’t imagine a world, a Unites States of America, where we deport 11 million people. Pee-pel. Human beings. To where?! Our neighbors, our friends, our family. Trump declares he’ll do this on day 1. I pray he doesn’t.

But I don’t just pray. I vote. And I help people understand the issues so they can vote. And here’s the most important issue of this election:

WOMEN MAKE DECISIONS ABOUT THEIR OWN BODIES.

Abortion is a secondary issue. This is about a fundamental right to control your own body. No one–especially the Government (as Kamala says) has the right to tell women what to do with their bodies. It’s NOT a political issue. IT’S A HEALTHCARE ISSUE! Women need abortions!!

Producing life–having a baby–is a straight-up miracle–and hard work. MANY bad things can happen along the way, even when that baby is so wanted.

Having a baby is hard work. Women–along with their doctors–must have the ability to terminate when Mom’s life is in danger. How many more women will have to die before Roe v Wade is reinstated and reproductive rights are restored?

This is my TOP priority, but believe me, there are many more. Follow along on the socials for the reason why, but in a nutshell!!:

VOTE FOR HARRIS/WALZ.

Lives really do depend on it. Maybe yours, if you’re of childbearing years.

#LoquaciousLB

Star Trek gifts any fan would appreciate.

Men can be so hard to buy for, but if they’re a Star Trek fan, any of these items will be sure to please. As an Amazon affiliate, I make a small commission (at no extra cost to you) when you follow the links. Thank you, kindly.

Let’s begin with items for the nightstand pictured above!

Light up his Universe! Let him know you’re ready for some lovin’ with the Horga’hn Mood Lamp. Caution: Powerful Risian fertility symbol known for initiating Jamaharon! Official Star Trek replica, 14” tall, corded electric. Also makes a good desk lamp. 😉 😉 Under $100.

The NCC-1701-D Whiskey Decanter set is the perfect complement to the Horga’hn Mood Lamp when it’s just you two. It’s also the perfect centerpiece when serving the Crew! Romulan Ale looks particularly lovely. The Decanter set includes a 26-oz eloquently etched glass liquor decanter, stopper, and 4 10-oz tumblers! Just a bit over $100.

Vulcan on the streets; Klingon in the sheets! This KlingonTiki Mug is the perfect water glass reminder for the nightstand. Makes a great beer mug as well. One in a series of six Star Trek tiki mugs including a Gorn Tiki Mug! 16 oz, ceramic. @$30

For @$50, you can help him stay organized and geeked out with wallet or watch! The faux leather Star Trek Men’s Wallet has 7 card slots, 2 small pockets and one cash pocket. It is screen printed with a Class One Sensor panel from the Next Generation. And what geek wouldn’t want this Star Trek Watch with the Starship Enterprise cruising around the dial?! 33mm face, battery operated, leather band. Tells Earth time. 😉

Continuing our efforts to help keep our men organized and going boldly, I give to you two messenger bag options! On the left we have The Original Series Messenger Bag. The dimensions are 18″ x 12″ x 5.5″. It features a fold-over flap, zipper storage and inside padded 15″ computer pocket. Officially licensed and made in the USA. @$100. 

On the right is the Star Trek Klingon Messenger Bag. It is 11″ x 13″ x 3″ and made of faux suede and nylon. Features custom metal Bat’leth trim on front flap, Klingon icon stamp, and a custom-printed Klingon nylon lining. Officially licensed and also @$100. 

Dochvetlh vlneH! That’s Klingon for “I want that thing!” 

And speaking of wanting that thing! Where would your man be without his tool box?! Scottie, O’Brien, LaForge, TRIP!, Seven of Nine, B’Elanna Torres, Stamets, Jet Reno! Without the Engineers of Star Trek–there’d be no mission, there’d be no ship! Men–especially DADS–NEED this Star Trek 100-Piece Engineering Field Kit Tool Set A tool for every occasion: wire cutter, pry knife, bit holder, prolong bar, utility knife, ruler, prybars, electrostatic ring, SIM card tools, anti-static cloth, tweezers, spudgers, cable ties, screwdriver bits and more! 12″ x 9″ x 15″. Under 3 lbs, @$90.

Keep your man hydrated with this soft-sided, collapsible Star Trek Water Bottle! Features the original Starship Enterprise on a bold blue background! Plastic material, holds 24 oz, with an extra wide opening for easy filling. Foldable, freezable and stands when filled. Don’t just get one. Get one for each of your crew! Under $15.

All Star Trek fans have their favorite series, and if YOUR  man is a Deep Space 9 fan, he’ll love this set of glasses from Quark’s Bar. The Quark’s Bar Pint Glass set includes four, 16 ounce pint glasses digitally printed in the USA with epoxy ink which means they’re safe for the dishwasher. Licensed with certificate of authenticity. Under $100. 

Pictured above is one of the coolest and weirdest Star Trek journals I’ve discovered: the Star Trek School Notebook Folder. It features characters Kirk, Spock, and Sulu from The Original Series in a variety of combat poses. It also shows a Gorn!!! The back features Picard, Riker, and Worf also in combat poses. Sturdy multi-colored cover, spiral bound, paper inside is ruled, and the Star Trek delta is in the upper right and left corners. Truly one of a kind. @$20.

Here’s the gift that’ll keep the hubs and kids busy for hours. The Star Trek Next Gen 3000 Piece Puzzle! This is the ultimate Trekkie gift. When finished, it’s 45″ x 32″!  Thick quality paper with vibrant colors. Perfect for framing once complete. 

Prefer The Original Series? Here is the link to the Star Trek TOS 3000 Piece Puzzle. 

Get ’em both! They’ll look great framed and hanging side by side in the game room. 

Can you really call your man a Star Trek fan unless his closet is full of Star Trek t-shirts?! Here are two of my favorites: Dad You Are Bold and Galaxy’s Greatest Dad. If your man isn’t a Dad yet, there are plenty of Star Trek Ts to choose from. Both shirts pictured are 100% cotton, machine washable (but be careful–they’re cotton!), and available in a variety of colors. Officially licensed Star Trek apparel. @$20.

There you have it: 13 + 1 Star Trek gifts for your man with links to make shopping easier. If you’d like suggestions for the LADY Trekkies in your life, read Star Trek Your Mom! Or if you’re a pet parent, read Star Trek Your Pet. 

And may you continue to go boldly where no man has gone before. 

Loquaciously,

Captain Brauer, Starship Providence

 

Captain Mom will LOVE this Star Trek swag.

If Mom is a Trekkie, she’ll love any of these practical Star Trek Mother’s Day gifts. As a Trekkie Mom myself, I have many of the items suggested here and as an Amazon affiliate, I receive a small commission should you kindly use the links.

Pictured: Galaxy’s Greatest Mom t-shirt. Any Mom would be proud to wear this practical, versatile, comfortable shirt. Comes in 10 colors (black pictured above). Solid colors are 100% cotton; others are cotton/poly blends. A variety of sizes, naturally. All are washable. Officially licensed. Under $20.

The What I Learned from Star Trek mug is one of my favorites! It combines all the sayings a Star Trek-savvy Mom would say: Go Boldly, Be Logical, Give ‘er All She’s Got…you get the idea! Teaching kids the principles of Starfleet just got easier over Mom’s morning cup of raktajino. @$20.

Tote and go! Mom can throw the day’s essentials into this fun and functional, sturdy Star Trek Canvas Tote (pictured above) and boldly go about her day. Duo black and white canvas with gold command insignia. It’s multipurpose, reusable and foldable. 19″x 14″x5″. @$30.

 

 

Or maybe this stylized, Star Trek Retro Tech Tote Bag is more your Mom’s flavor. Durable nylon in The Original Series colors. Zippered compartments outside and inside of bag for storage and organization. Great as a work-day tote, gym or diaper bag.  Measures 18.5″x12″x5″. @$70.

This soft-sided, collapsible Star Trek Water Bottle is a MUST for ALL Moms! Staying hydrated has never been as important while going warp 10 with crew aboard and sometimes in tow. Plastic material. Features the original Starship Enterprise on a bold blue background! Holds 24 oz, extra wide opening. Foldable, freezable and stands when filled. Don’t just get one. Get one for each of your crew! Under $15. 

Pictured here and above, another must have! This Star Trek Insignia Scarf is for all seasons, all adventures, and all worlds! Fashionable and functional: a scarf can save the day and the Universe. Premium acrylic, 30 x 190 cms. It’s plenty long: I recently wore mine to the hot springs and wrapped it as a turban. Practical and pretty with the insignia colors of gold, blue, and red. And best of all?! It comes with a matching beanie with a ball on top!! Bad news. It’s not currently available, but keep checking this link for availability. It’ll be worth the wait. Mine is always in my starship.

Help Mom organize her thoughts and her day with this Unemployed Philosophers Guild Star Trek Captain’s Log Notebook. Perfect size for tote bags: 4.75″x 7″, 48 pages. Small and flat, easy to carry. Sturdy cardboard cover with gold foil stamp. I use mine to record favorite Star Trek quotes. I wish these came in packs of ten. Under $10.

If your Mom still relies on sticky notes, she’ll love Star Trek Sticky Notes (and so will you when she leaves one for you). 😉 “While You Were Beaming Down” pink pad features Lt. Uhura and plenty of space to leave a note. Pad is full of hundreds of colorful self sticking sheets of Kirk, McCoy, Spock and Scottie. Particularly useful for bookmarking pages. Measures 3 1/4″ x 4 1/4″ and fits easily into a bag. Under $10. 

Help Mom keep track of time in this Universe! From the same people who brought us the Unemployed Philosophers Guide Star Trek Captain’s Log, I present to you the Unemployed Philosophers Guide Star Trek Unisex Watch. It tells Earth time as the Starship Enterprise cruises around the dial. Comes with battery and tin case. This is on my Mother’s Day wish list. @$45

And if Mom finds herself with extra time, the Star Trek Cookbook is a great way to please the crew. It’s full of recipes you can use–with a few Earthly substitutions for intergalactic ingredients when required. (But I’m not eating Tribble!! Yes, my sweetheart got me this book for Valentine’s Day and there is a recipe.) The coolest thing, this “cookbook embraces the best of Star Trek and its core message of hope, acceptance, and exploration in the spirit of gastrodiplomacy.” Or so says the description and it’s true. If Mom doesn’t have time to cook, it’s a great coffee-table look book as well. @$25.

Without Scottie, O’Brien, LaForge, TRIP!, Seven of Nine, B’Elanna Torres, Stamets, Jet Reno!–the Engineers of Star Trek–there’d be no mission, there’d be no ship! Moms NEED this Star Trek 100-Piece Engineering Field Kit Tool Set. That’s a mouthful but it hit all the right keywords. A tool for every occasion: wire cutter, pry knife, bit holder, prolong bar, utility knife, ruler, prybars, electrostatic ring, SIM card tools, anti-static cloth, tweezers, spudgers, cable ties, screwdriver bits and more! 12″ x 9″ x 15″. Under 3 lbs, @$90.

At the end of the day, most Captains just want comfy jammies and a warm bed. This Star Trek Next Gen Picard Nightgown Sleep Shirt Pajama Top is just what Mom wants. 100% polyester, all-season style. I love these jammies. Mom will explore strange new worlds in her sleep. @$35.

And remember the socks! Captains and Moms need to take care of their feet. The Star Trek Uniform Emblem Crew Socks are great for all away missions and cold winter nights! Set of 3: Command gold, Science blue, Engineering red. These are men’s sizes so run big. There are plenty other Star Trek socks to discover. @$20.

I hope you’ve discovered an item or two for your Star Trek Mom! Happy Mother’s Day. Live Long and Prosper! 

If you’d like suggestions on how to Star Trek Your Pet, check out these 9 ideas. 

Trek on!

Captain Brauer, Starship Providence 

 

Star Trek Your Pet with Kirk and Spock Costumes!

Is your pet part of the crew? Of course they are–and they deserve the uniform to prove it! If not for daily wear, great on a chilly day or for Halloween dress-up. Officially licensed by Star Trek. Available in all sizes, Beagles to Bernese. Get the Captain Kirk Costume. Get the Spock Costume. @$30

Whether you lean Kirk or Spock, cat or dog (no preference implied), there are many Star Trek pet products for you and your pet to enjoy. Here is a list of my favorites. Yes, they are affiliate links and as an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases (at no additional cost to you). I’ve spent some time compiling it and I hope you find just the perfect item for your pet!

Safety first! This gold and black Star Trek Dog Collar assures your pet can boldly go exploring without the fear of being lost. Nylon, plastic, and rubber with buckle closure. Adjustable for all size dog.  @$20 Matching Star Trek Leashes available. 

Your pet needs a bandana–and NOT just to make them look chic. The Star Trek Bandanas are practical for pets and parents alike. Use for wet clean-ups or in case of an emergency. These cotton-poly blends are customized: choose from 13 different insignias in nine colors. And personalized up to 8 characters. Get a matching set for dog, cat and yourself! @$10

Check out this adorable Starship Warp Drive Chew Toy! What pup wouldn’t want to play with this? About 12″ with durable braided nylon rope–and squeakers! Collars, leashes, bowls and beds also available. @$30

Maybe this Star Trek Planetary Disaster Rope Toy is better suited to your pet. I’m not too excited about the name–no need for a planetary disaster to enjoy this toy! Includes interlocking ropes and squeaker, approximately 7″ in diameter. @$15

 

And now for some CAT LOVE!

Give your feline friend a little nippy with these Star Trek Organic Catnip Cat Toys. Wool-felt pouches are stuffed with catnip and buckwheat hulls and handsewn in Oregon. Choose command gold, science blue, or engineering red delta. @$5 

Imagine how styling your cat will be with their own Star Trek Kirk and Spock Cat Enamel Pins. They can wear them on their bandanas! Or you could wear the set on your collar. A cute, unusual way for you to share your love of cats and Star Trek! @$15

Your cat probably doesn’t need a calendar but you certainly do. Here are our favorite cats of Star Trek in calendar form. Choose from Star Trek Cats 2023 or Star Trek Cats 2024. Every day you’ll be reminded to “feed them and tell them they are good and are pretty.” (Paraphrased from Data, the Next Gen series.) @$20

Last but not least: a tribute to our newest feline friend, Grudge, from Star Trek Discovery.

“Sharper than a claw and more stunning than a phaser blast, The Book of Grudge’s Prime Directive features her take on everything from space travel to the proper care and training of an array of alien species.” Your cat just might enjoy the stories–if they are a reader. 😉  @$15

Live long and prosper, Queen Grudge!

There you have it; a few cute ideas on how to Star Trek your pet. Stay safe, have fun and continue to boldly go with a furry companion or two by your side. 

Courageously,

Captain Brauer, Starship Providence

Possible headline: Woman w/out Healthcare Dies of Sepsis *

The real headline should be: Republican Mom Kills Own Daughter

“I didn’t think MY daughter would die,” cries Karen, a good God-fearing Christian who voted for Republicans because they and she passed judgment on anyone who had an abortion. “Only bad girls, promiscuous girls need abortions. That’s not my daughter.”

And then—gasp!—her daughter turns up preggers. It doesn’t matter HOW it happened: a consensual first-time lover, a consensual romance, a non-consensual perverted step-father/brother/uncle, a pastor who indulged his sexual nature.**

IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW IT HAPPENED. If a woman is pregnant and does not want to have a child, abortion is the solution. If a woman desperately wants to be a mother but finds she’s lost her baby in the womb, abortion is the solution.

Mother Karens who think “my daughter had a miscarriage so she’ll get the care she needs” will be crying when they learn that, too, is an abortion–and it’s being outlawed!

Abortion is often necessary when a fetus dies within the uterus, with an ectopic pregnancy, incomplete miscarriage, or potentially fatal bleeding due to a placental abruption, and when birth control fails.

Abortion is healthcare–and a fundamental right. The government does NOT have the right to tell women they can’t have this procedure—under any circumstance, wanted pregnancy or unwanted pregnancy. The ramifications are extreme when the mother is not yet ready to give birth.

As long as men have penises, women are going to get pregnant. Many are wanted; many are unwanted. A woman should have the option to choose if the pregnancy continues or not.

Of course termination should be as early as possible; termination after 20 weeks only if the life of the mother is at risk. When healthcare is available (education, contraception, immediate access to abortion medication and procedures), women live.

According to The Conversation, a non-profit, independent news organization, the number of pregnancy-related deaths will increase by 21% the first year alone with our Hispanic and African-American sisters paying the biggest price.

This is unacceptable. This is avoidable—by reinstating a woman’s right to control her own body.

Medical doctors are not making these decisions. Politicians are. Specifically, white, Christian men and women, based on their own religious beliefs, are driving this assault on women. The Supreme Court of the United States of America made this decision.

This ultra-conservative, right-wing group of Justices will continue their assault on our individual freedoms. The right to PRIVACY is of utmost importance. And the separation of Church and State must be maintained.

The First Amendment to the US Constitution says:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Republicans calling for abortion bans based on their own beliefs are betraying their oaths to the Constitution. And more importantly—they are killing their own daughters! Our daughters.

If you don’t believe in abortion then don’t have one! But you not believing in abortion doesn’t deny the fact that thousands of women will need that procedure just to stay alive.

We must vote Republicans out of office. Other issues matter not once you’ve lost control of your own body. I will fight daily for my daughter, her daughter, your daughter, all daughters. I will support and vote for every Democrat on every ballot knowing Democrats protect this right.

Will you vote for Democrats in 2024? Or will you let Republicans kill our daughters?

Lindee

* I jest. So many women die of sepsis yearly that it isn’t even news. Just like the multitude of gun deaths. It’s tragic and sad.

** Based on my personal experience of being kissed by a Catholic priest when I was 16, so fuck-off with any righteous indignation of my disparaging remarks against clergy.