Your Lucky Pennies

See a penny, pick it up. All day long, you’ll have good luck.
Nope, F the penny. It’s gone. Outta here, by decree of the most asinine-cruel-deranged mofo on the planet, Orange Cheesus, Donald Trump.
No luck for you!
Spare me the twisted logic of how much it costs to make a penny or the mind-numbing ridiculous assertion that the penny costs users too much time to stay in circulation. Trump is erasing a symbol of hope, of optimism, of joy.
A penny on your path shows you’re on the right path.
Who didn’t pick-up a penny when they were growing up?! Pennies from heaven are a divine spark of luck. Pennies are a testimony to the promise of riches—even if you have none. They sit collected in containers of all shapes, sizes, and sorts: piggy banks, old glass bottles, coffee cans, antiques, hand-me-downs, family heirlooms, and tchotchkes of all types. They’ve been collecting for years, decades in some cases.
They symbolize dreams not yet realized. They are the penny stashes that will send our kids to college, or at least be the book fund. They represent dream vacations and retirement funds. (Or they used to when homes cost $50,000 and cars cost $5000.) Today, we raid the change jar when we need lunch. But mostly, pennies sit waiting for a day their collective spending power becomes a sum to be used. Until then, pennies are the symbols of luck and joy to come.
A penny saved is a penny earned! And a penny found is pure mana from heaven!
And now Trump is coming for your pennies.
Trump has demanded his new Treasury Secretary, Scott Bessent, a hedge fund dude, get rid of the penny. It’s pure robbery of the poor. Please, do the simple math.
Follow the Money
If an item costs 3 cents, $0.03, and there is no longer a penny, that item just became 5 cents, $0.05. That 2 cent difference WILL GO STRAIGHT TO CORPORATIONS, WALL STREET, AND OLIGARCHS. Not to worry politicians—you’ll get yours in contributions from the rich as you support this fleecing of the flock.
For those doing the math, add all of this to your equation.
Penny for your thoughts?
(Pause for reflection—BECAUSE YOU DAMN WELL KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IS WORTH MORE THAN A PENNY!)
You know the value of the penny, they know the value of the penny. Trump knows the value of a penny. That’s why they want to take it from you. Luck included.
Trump, Musk, the oligarchs, and capitalism are squeezing every penny from each of us. They want us hopeless and defenseless as they sweat every last penny out of us. And of course, count the pennies and the dollars will take of themselves—all the way into Trump’s pocket!
This may appear like a small fight when compared to mass deportations, crashing the economy, and declaring our intent to take over our allies, and it is. But, it is through these small acts of aggression that Trump, Musk, the tech bros, big business, and capitalism enslave us. We must push back where we can, we must save our collective pennies until they provide the dollars that will fight this financial fleecing of Americans. There is a reason charities ask for your pennies! They are a collective force—and can be used for good!
Join the fight, use your pennies if you find the cause worthy—and let your voice be heard! Speak with your pennies!
May pennies from heaven line your path with luck.
#LoquaciousLindee*
*Author’s note: In for a penny, in for a pound.
All my pennies and efforts are in this fight to keep Trump and Musk from destroying our Government institutions. I’m fully committed to the cause.
You? Penny for your thoughts.